Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Real talk

Real talk, real talk is that my final GPA highschool is a 2.962. real talk is that I haven't applied to a single college yet and that I have no clue what my next move in life is. But the only thing go know for sure is that decision is coming fast. I'm standing here thinking wtf happend to recess. 

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Too The Moon

-"The funny thing is when you shoot for the stars you get there"

-"Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars"

-"I love you too the moon and back"

-Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."

-"Pluto isn't a planet"

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Blackout




How 2

How to tie your shoes 
Step 1- grab both of your shoe laces one in each hand. 

Step 2- Then cross your left lace over your right lace 

Step 3- pull your right lace underneath and tug 

Step 4- ok ya know what if you are reading this and you don't know how to tie your shoes then you just need start wearing boots or velcrow because all hope is lost for you learning to tie your shoes. I mean and also if you wear velcrow you'll probably be considered hipster so you will have that going for you. 

Step 5- and now your shoes are tied congratulations! 

Sad Chairs

Nothing but scrap 


Sunday, March 16, 2014

To my parents and that voice in my head

To My Parents and that voice in my head,

Yes I know that I only scored a 17 on my ACT and that my cumlitive gpa is only a 2.95 but that does not mean that i'm a failure so please stop telling me that i'm going nowhere with my life. And that what I want to go to college for is stupid and that I will never make money doing that. Dad i'm sorry that you allowed your crazy ass messed up mom to crawl inside your head and change your mind on becoming a chriopractor  and now you have a job that you hate. because your mind is over run with doubt and self pitty and now that you are trying to bring me down and i've seen what it has done to you I will never allow for that to happen to me my mind is overrun with greatness and the cool thing is that greatness has no peak so I will always be on a upword slope always trying to be better and better. But  will never tell you this to your face because I'm too much of a wimp. So please take a step back and listin to what I have to say.

Sincerly,
Juke Box Hero

Death of a gold fish

I costed you 3 tickets at the school carnival, and you didn't know it but you had just given me my death sentance. So you took me home and put me in this little glass bowl. I don't know if you know this but fish are made to be in OCEANS, Not little glass bowls. But then you have the odacity to just leave me hear with nothing to eat and so now i'm just here slowly dying. And lets not act like we don't know what happens next it is only a matter of time until I go belly up and your mom flushes me down the toilet and you move on like nothing ever happend.

The moral of the story- don't be a gold fish.