Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Real talk

Real talk, real talk is that my final GPA highschool is a 2.962. real talk is that I haven't applied to a single college yet and that I have no clue what my next move in life is. But the only thing go know for sure is that decision is coming fast. I'm standing here thinking wtf happend to recess. 

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Too The Moon

-"The funny thing is when you shoot for the stars you get there"

-"Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars"

-"I love you too the moon and back"

-Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."

-"Pluto isn't a planet"

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Blackout




How 2

How to tie your shoes 
Step 1- grab both of your shoe laces one in each hand. 

Step 2- Then cross your left lace over your right lace 

Step 3- pull your right lace underneath and tug 

Step 4- ok ya know what if you are reading this and you don't know how to tie your shoes then you just need start wearing boots or velcrow because all hope is lost for you learning to tie your shoes. I mean and also if you wear velcrow you'll probably be considered hipster so you will have that going for you. 

Step 5- and now your shoes are tied congratulations! 

Sad Chairs

Nothing but scrap 


Sunday, March 16, 2014

To my parents and that voice in my head

To My Parents and that voice in my head,

Yes I know that I only scored a 17 on my ACT and that my cumlitive gpa is only a 2.95 but that does not mean that i'm a failure so please stop telling me that i'm going nowhere with my life. And that what I want to go to college for is stupid and that I will never make money doing that. Dad i'm sorry that you allowed your crazy ass messed up mom to crawl inside your head and change your mind on becoming a chriopractor  and now you have a job that you hate. because your mind is over run with doubt and self pitty and now that you are trying to bring me down and i've seen what it has done to you I will never allow for that to happen to me my mind is overrun with greatness and the cool thing is that greatness has no peak so I will always be on a upword slope always trying to be better and better. But  will never tell you this to your face because I'm too much of a wimp. So please take a step back and listin to what I have to say.

Sincerly,
Juke Box Hero

Death of a gold fish

I costed you 3 tickets at the school carnival, and you didn't know it but you had just given me my death sentance. So you took me home and put me in this little glass bowl. I don't know if you know this but fish are made to be in OCEANS, Not little glass bowls. But then you have the odacity to just leave me hear with nothing to eat and so now i'm just here slowly dying. And lets not act like we don't know what happens next it is only a matter of time until I go belly up and your mom flushes me down the toilet and you move on like nothing ever happend.

The moral of the story- don't be a gold fish.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Fears

"I may not be smart but I'm brilliant" -Tiger Lilly

My biggest fear right now is my next step in life that. Because I have no clue what is next, I didn't apply anywhere for college my grades are shit and my parents don't even know what to do with me. and I'm pretty sure I want to go on a mission but i'm not sure about that either. All I know is that my next life decison is coming fast and i'm still standing here wondering where recess went.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

concrete ideas

So I don't have a clue where to start with this prompt so maybe I will just right really BIG OR MAYBE I WILL RIGHT REALLY small. But lets at least try to do this prompt so could concrete be a concrete idea? I mean I would say yes.

STUFF MADE OF CONCRETE 
  1. House
  2. Bricks 
  3. Concrete 
  4. Pools
  5. .

Okay that was a little harder then I thought it was going to be, And this blog post is really heading south fast. so i'm just going to cut my losses on this one and wrap it up.  

Take me back

Take me back to the days when I played for fun.

 Take me back to those cold Saturday mornings and are helmets made us look like little bobble heads.

Take me back to when my dad was my hero and my coach.

Take me back to when I thought the guys who played on Friday nights where gods.

Take me back to when there wasn't a stadium full of people but instead are games where played at parks

Take me back to when we got snacks at the end of the game.
Just take me back to when...

 

Hipster 101





How to dress hipster.


  • The glasses- yes ray bands are kind of main stream but yellow ones are not and he also put on one of those cool sun glass holder thinks now that is indie as can be. 
  • Now let's move to the cigarette he definitely rolled that him self because there is no way a hipster is going to give money to a big money tobacco company again indie as hell. 
  • Let's look at his necklaces notice how each one is slightly longer then the other which probably means he is in tune with his Spirit animal or something indie like that so there for it makes it even more indie. 
  • Lets look at the shirt it says swans, swans are defiantly one of the most free living birds just like hipsers are so this shirt just goes perfect with him. 
  • K the suspenders are definitely what ties this whole out fit together and they look kind of retro so it just makes them even more indy this guy is just incredible       

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Love.com

We all are looking to find love and now a days love is only found on the internet. So here are some places where you can find love. 

1.Tinder
4. Match
5. Hot or Not

Now those are just some of the incredible dating web sites and the only places where you can find love. 

SCREW THAT! love is not found only on the internet, love can be found anywhere and at any time. I mean for Hell's sake it could be found at a gas station bathroom. Love I think is for wherever you are looking for it.  

Thursday, January 30, 2014

How far can you go?

"Only those who are willing to RISK going to far can possible find out how far one can go.

 In life I feel like we are too scared to find out how far we really can go. we all just want to sit back and stay in are comfort zone. but then we all talk about how we wish we could be great, But I promise you can go further then you think, so take a risk take a risk on making a memory take a risk on doing something new, because maybe that one new thing will set of a chain reaction for greatness because greatness is always just around the corner. 

 But we are all so scared of happens if we fail if we fall short of are hopes and dreams. 
so if you do fail ya your gonna feel some pain, but pain will only last for so long eventually it will subside and then this is where you defy the odds you have your own comeback story to write so stop feeling bad for your self and become great. 

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Intro

Someday I'm going to make it to the top and become a juke box hero

This blog is going to be the real me the side that no one will ever see in person the side that gets emotional and doesn't care, the side that everyone wants to let out but would not dare until no one is around.